魔镜

　　我上一篇博文《穷得只剩下钱》提到陈水扁，这里转载去年年底伟明传给我的一则关于陈水扁的笑话，博君一笑：

Mirror, Mirror on the Wall

Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Bill Gates were all having lunch together.

Shrek said, 'I have always thought that I'm the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?'

Bill Gates said, 'I'm pretty sure I'm the wealthiest man alive, but I've never had it confirmed.'

Angelina Jolie agreed. 'I'm told I'm the most gorgeous of them all, but sometimes I wonder.'

They all decided that the best way to find out if their beliefs were true was to ask the famed talking "mirror, mirror on the wall" to confirm for them whether Shrek was the strongest, Angelina Jolie was the most gorgeous. They agreed to meet again the next day for lunch to discuss their findings.

The next day Shrek walked up with a smile. 'Well, it's true. The mirror told me that I am the strongest man in the world.'

Angelina said for sure she was the most gorgeous.

Bill Gates came in and asked, "Who the hell is Chen Sui-Bien?"