友谊

　　在facebook上读到达明转载的这则笑话：

男人的友谊与女人的友谊
一个女人有一晚没回家睡
隔天她跟老公说她睡在一个女性朋友那边
她老公打电话给她最好的10个朋友，没有一个知道这件事！

一个男人有一晚没回家睡
隔天他跟老婆说他睡在一个兄弟那边
她老婆打电话给他最好的10个朋友，有8个好兄弟确定他老公睡在他们家……
还有2个说……
他老公还在他那儿！

Friendship Between Men and Women
A woman didn't come home one night.
The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house.
The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
A man didn't come home one night.
The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a buddy's house.
The woman called her husband's 10 best friends, eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that ….
he was still there!